Ever had a near-death experience? Well, just recently, Abel was going skydiving with some old friends, and little did he know, they planted a faulty parachute on him, it was a clear case of premeditated murder, but more about that on another occasion. As Abel was plummeting towards the ground, there was nothing that could save him from becoming the world’s flattest strawberry pancake. But, our old pal Death owes a few favors to mischievous Abel, so instead of the hard ground, his body landed straight on the back of a pickup transporting pillows. Death was the driver, obviously, and once they safely parked, the two old friends went out on a binger to reminisce about the old adventures…